- ALWAYS have libations handy for those days when you have just about had it and if you don't have libations always ensure your neighbours have a fully stocked liquor cabinet!
- ALWAYS insist on having a room that has a lock on the INSIDE for those days when you need that Mom timeout!
- When the going gets rough - find something to whack, burn or destroy. Go to your local Monster Truck Dealership and see if they'll take you for a test drive and run over a few things...!
- Change your name and don't tell the children - can't take the credit for this - my BFF found this to be highly effective when she changed her name from Mom to Sukkey.
- And when push comes to shove, invite yourself to the house with ample food, a swimming pool and libations - works GREAT for another friend of mine and she's honest about it.
- Write yourself a prescription for your Alone Time - give it to your family members and record their faces as you do for a source of amusement in those trying times
p.s. I am giggling and snorting while I write this and thanks to @thedeMentedmom for the inspiration
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